Tuesday, December 30, 2008

My last TARC Presentation...

today i have done my last presentation for my Advance Diploma in Hospitality Management...
2 presentations are done which are Ms Lee Business Plan assignment and Mr Sharma master plan assignment...dis 2 assignment is very complicated and got many work to do...
it is much more easy to finish Mr Ang assignment compare with ms lee n mr sharma assignment..today i wan to thank BJ, Joe, Wei Bin, Johny, Steve, Pui Chi, Ke Ting and lastly is my dear Wy Gynn...they are same group with me and we had take a hard time to finish ms lee assignment...although our meeting sometime was short time and simple....
but at last we had finish our assignment and...i personally think that we had done a very good presentation on today....i was happy be the group member on this assignment because we finish this assignment without any argument and no conflict...

here i wan thanks to my dear which is Wy Gynn....i was a very lazy people to do assignment...
she is the 1 always push me to finish up the assignment.. so in the end i had finish the assignment on time^^...

the below text was right in chinese because the poor english level of me are don't know how to write...so who don't know chinese...sorry...

我是一个要求不高的人。。
只要过的人,拜的神我就满足了。。
在这次的assignment,我们的虽然是最薄的。。
可能是最没有分量的,但是我还是觉得我们已经做到最好了。。
无论我们的分数怎样我都不会不开心的。。知足常乐就好。。
可能有某某人会想,我放了这么多心机去完成这个assignment。。
但是到头来我只得这样的分数。。
又或者某某人不满意presenatation时的状态或者present的方法。。
我只想讲大家都尽了自己的本分。。自己做到一百分就好了。。
不要要求其他人也可以跟自己一样要做到一百分。。
可能大家已经都尽了自己的一百分,你不知道而已。。。
大家的能力有限,不应该去挑剔。。

最后还是那句:过的人,白的神。。。要知足常乐^^。。

Monday, November 10, 2008

“他”

人会变,月会圆。。。
他曾经。。从互不相识,变到生死自交。。
他曾经。。从沉默寡言,变到无话不谈。。
他曾经。。从互不干涉,变到生死出入。。

这一切都是“曾经”。。
“他”是我从不认识,不清楚对方。。
到我慢慢的认识“他”,了解“他”。。
我很自然的就跟“他”变成好朋友,好兄弟。。
我和“他”刚开始认识对方都不多话,变到件件事都聊的痛快。。
曾经“他”去哪里,我就去哪里。。
我和“他”可说是兄弟有今生,没来世。。

但是时间冲淡了一切。。
我和“他”不再是以前那么样了。。
现在的“他”跟我很少话题了。。不再无话不谈。。
现在的“他”跟我很少互动了。。不再出生入死。。
现在的“他”去哪里。。都不再约我一份了。。

现在的我终于感受到什么叫孤独。。什么叫友情的珍贵。。
我们可能会变成不再是以前这样的感情。。
我只能说我觉得很可惜。。

Monday, October 20, 2008

相处容易,同屋难。。


相处容易,同屋难。。
这句话是我从ah kit 或 ah loon那边听回来的。。
(不好意思。。忘记是谁了。。)
这句话真的是一句很贴切的话。。
意识是相处的好,住在一起不一定也会很好。。
一开始我还没发觉这句话的真正用意。。
但是久而久之我就明白了。。
我现在虽然是跟朋友住在一起。。
但是都在自己的房间没有互动。。
这可能是我的问题。。
但是住在同一个家,大家也应该注意安全。。
锁头是买来锁门的。。
当初我是为了大家的安全起见才买锁头的。。
起初出去或回来都有所的。。
但是最近都是没锁的。。
是不是要等到偷窃事件发生了才知道锁头的用意。。
如果你们这么不注重安全我可以从此以后都不锁门。。
越想就越气。。恨不得就来一句脏话。。
你们是不想用还是特地不要用?
不想用的话就通知一声。。我很乐意的放着那边。。

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

英文程度!!!

看完了家好月圆后,就再也没有兴趣去追港剧了。。
虽说都有在看与敌通行和四大名捕。。
但是都没好像看家好月圆那样天天追。。

最近都在看美国连续剧。。
因为受到johny和bj的影响。。
从开学到现在都在看英文连续剧。。
在观看当中。。
我发觉美国人的对话是课本和马来西亚人讲的英语是很不一样的。。
一句简单的英文对话可能对我们来说只有一意识。。
但是对美国人来说就有很多的意识了。。
例如:take them out。。
意识是拿他们出来。。
但是在美国又可以说是“杀了他们”。。
可以说美国人的英文是不可能在课本学到的。。

看完了prion break season 2 和season 3。。
我才知道我的英文程度是多么的低。。

Monday, October 13, 2008

责任性,tanggung jawab, responsibility...

华语是“责任”。。
马来语是“tanggung jawab”。。
英语是“responsibility”。。
这样来说明每个人都因该懂了吧。。
责任性对每一个人来说都是非常重要的。。
一个负责人的人会得到很多人的尊重和信赖。。
要怎样才能算是负责任呢?
不同的人,有不同的想法。。
不同的角度,有不同的看法。。

谁弄坏了东西就,那个人就应该执行她的责任把它弄好。。
我个人是这么认为的。。
这么简单你应该懂了吧。。

who make the shit, so he or she have the responsibility to clean the shit...
not just leave it like that...
do u think we are the people to wipe your ass after u shit?
u make shit, u clean it..is that hard to understand?

PS:bj 我不是在讲着你。。希望你不要误会。。

Thursday, October 9, 2008

男人的使用说明书。

男人,是上帝生产的一种让女人即恨又爱的产品,可以给女士的生活提供一个舒适的环境和保障,是你居家过日子之最佳选择。

1)产品特点:男人外表粗狂,内心温存,体积适中。体内装配功能强大,能承受巨大的生活负担和生活压力。可重复使用,使用寿命长。

2)主要性能及参数:平均长度:170-180cm,平均体重:60-80kg;本产品通过了ISO9000认证,是先进的性生产力的代表,先进的性文化代表,广大漂亮MM根本利益的忠实代表。

3)安装,使用:本产品应安装在避免阳光直射之处(因为男人不爱用防晒品,也不打伞遮阳),一般安装于温柔贤惠的美人身旁为佳。

4)本产品的安装应远离轻浮的女孩:严禁上露乳沟,下露肚脐的女性在本产品面前晃悠,否则,将对本产品的关键部分造意想不到的伤害。

5)安装使用感情,理解,信赖做固定,后面用结婚证垫好并加固。

6)安装以及使用时,注意保护男人的面子,如有损坏,应立即修复。

7)本产品在温饱以后性能最佳,因此要坚决保证一日三餐的定时供给。

8)上帝造人的时候,给本产品安装了“好色驱动程序”,“关键部位快速反应及延长程序”,因此,不得已好色为理由对本产品进行性别歧视。要知道,这是生理结构决定的,是上帝创造生命时设计好的。

9)请爱惜使用本产品,不得以任何理由强迫其逛街购物。

10)当本产品对其他女性感兴趣时,严禁任何人跟踪,查手机,逼供和打击报复!

Monday, October 6, 2008

面試中的笑話

(一)
考官:你有男朋友嗎?
應聘者:有。
考官:他在本地嗎?
應聘者:不是,他在外地。
考官:對不起,本公司不能用你。
應聘者:為什麼?
考官:你不會安心在這裏長期工作的,另外,本公司也不希望因為你而使長途電話費大幅度增加。

(二)
考官:你有女朋友嗎?
應聘者:沒有。
考官:你追過女孩嗎?
應聘者:追過,可是沒追上。
考官:你工作後準備再追女孩嗎?
應聘者:先努力工作,暫時不考慮個人問題。
考官:對不起,本公司不能用你。
應聘者:為什麼?
考官:你公關能力欠佳,況且缺乏自信。

(三)
考官:你有女朋友嗎?
應聘者:有。
考官:她漂亮嗎?
應聘者:不算漂亮。
考官:對不起,我們不能用你。
應聘者:難道女朋友不漂亮也會影響貴公司的形象?
考官:那倒不會。不過,本公司是經營藝術品的,你的審美方面似乎不適合本公司的業務需求。

(四)
考官:你有女朋友嗎?
應聘者:有。
考官:她漂亮嗎?
應聘者:很漂亮。
考官:她是你的初戀嗎?
應聘者:是的。
考官:對不起,我們不能用你。因為你缺乏不斷追求的進取心。

(五)
考官:你有女朋友嗎?
應聘者:有。
考官:她是你的初戀嗎?
應聘者:不是,以前還談過幾個。
考官:對不起,我們不能用你。因為你很快會跳槽的。

(六)
考官:你有男朋友嗎?
應聘者:有。
考官:他很有錢嗎?
應聘者:不是。
考官:對不起,我們不能用你。因為你的工作要和錢打交道,我擔心你經不起誘惑。

(七)
考官:你有男朋友嗎?
應聘者:有。
考官:他很有錢嗎?
應聘者:是的,他有一家自己的公司。
考官:對不起,你男朋友的公司都不用你,我們就更不能用你了。
應聘者:可是,他的公司裏沒有適合我的職位呀。
考官:那你是學什麼專業的?
應聘者:秘書。
考官:對不起,我們還是不能用你。漂亮的小姐會影響我們經理工作的。
應聘者:可是,我並不漂亮呀?
考官:那就更不行了。如果你長得不漂亮,經理不會對你有興趣的

法庭上律师所问的笨蛋问题!!(冷笑话)

問:「你認識這相片上的人嗎?」
答:「那個人是我。」
問:「拍攝那張相片時你在場嗎?」
我不在現場照得到我嗎?

問:「妳知道懷孕多久了嗎?」
答:「到十一月八日就有三個月了。」
問:「那麼妳是在八月八日受孕的?」
答:「是的。」
問:「那個時候妳在做什麼?」
你覺得我是做什麼才受孕的...玩乒乓球嗎?

問:「她有.三個小孩是嗎?」
答:「是的」
問:「幾個男孩?」
答:「沒有男孩。」
問:「有女孩嗎?」
如果也沒有女孩那不就生出一堆怪物!!!

問:「你不知道那是什麼,也不知道它的樣子,不過你能描述一下嗎?」
你想要我怎麼描述呢?

問:「醫師,你記得給艾先生驗屍的時間嗎?」
答:「在傍晚時,驗屍從八點半開始。」
問:「那時候艾先生己經死了,對嗎?」
不死我要怎麼驗屍ㄌㄟ?

問:「今天早上你宣誓時人在法庭嗎?」
那我是靈魂出竅嗎???

問:「強森先生,請告訴我,你的第一次婚姻是什麼原因結束的?」
答:「原因是死亡。」
問:「是誰死亡才結束婚姻的?」
難道是小狗死掉嗎?

Saturday, October 4, 2008

冷笑话!!

笑话1

很久以前,玉皇大帝养了两只狗,雄雌各一只。
它们都是趴着撒尿。
有一天,玉皇大帝带着两只狗去见如来佛住。
来到大门,雌狗就地撒尿。
玉皇大帝生气的就把门旁的大树弄倒,压死了雌狗。
从此每当雄狗要撒尿就会把脚举起来,是因为。。。。

它害怕身旁的柱子或大树会倒下来压死自己。


笑话2

Aaron买了一辆跑车,便载着女朋友去兜风。
驾着驾着,一辆的士超越了Aaron的跑车。

女朋友:为什么你会被的士超越?
Aaron :兜风当然是要慢慢驾的嘛。

这时又一辆的士又再超越了Aaron的跑车。

女朋友:你又再被的士超越了。
Aaron :他可能赶时间。
女朋友:那你可不可以假装赶时间然后就可以驾快点了。

Aaron :当然不可以。赶时间就搭的士啊。。。


笑话3

现在的电影都得分别级才可以播映。
一位导演就因为分别级的问题头痛得很。
他就去找星爷教他如何分别级。
星爷就用一家人来当比例。
在电影播放期间,如果父母睡着了但是孩子还醒着就代表此电影是U级。
如果孩子睡着了但是父母还醒着就代表此电影是18PL。
导演又再问,如果父母和孩子都睡着了那代表什么?

星爷就说“此电影是奥斯卡得奖电影,因为观众们都看不明而睡着了。”

Monday, April 14, 2008

suffer month pass already...

yo...agian...i had dissapear from my blog for more than 2 month....it is becoz of my industrial training at genting highland for 2 month....

but finally i had finish my training period...now can rest 'kao kao" already...feel pity to my dear, johny, keting, bj, n others...because they need to training for 3 month...most of our corse mate had already finish their training on today or tomorrow... but because of some hotel such as Novetel Hotel and ShangriLa Hotel they require those student training for 3 month...dear dun worry i will go find dear when i free de...so dear wun feel sad for the training period...

back to my training period, in this 2month had assign to genting theme park department...in theme park department there stil have 5 section...i am training in the VSM department which mean "Visual Simulator machine"... my job at there is just replace those old promotion and instruction board... in the beginning of the training period i dun noe wat i wan to do...almost til the end of the training period the fatty assistance manager suddenly give me many work... most of the trainee is busy in the beginning but im different...i busy at the last 2 week of training period... in this training period i just learn few thing oli...most of the time i "curi tulang"..my working hour is 10am til 6pm...but i alway got yam cha wit kit, lai, marcus, joanne and another coll training whose name is danny...all of us alway yamcha til 10.30 some time is over 10.30...and the v took 2 hour for our lunch time but it is suppose 1 hour oli....afte lunch i just bek my working area stay awhile then i wil dissapear at my working station coz i will go other place walk walk... 4pm i wil go outdoor theme park find ah kit coz he at there be a professional DJ...coz there have chinese acrobatic show everyday at 4pm til 4.30pm....after watch the show then i wil go other place walk walk til 5.30...and then i wil find joanne and "ajak" she go bek office be ready to punch card bek home le... our school have 6 advance diploma student training there..among this 6 i think i am the 1 who alway 'curi tulang"...pai seh....

during the training period..there is 1 thing that is unforgetable...which is happen on the last week of my training period... at that time, marcus, joanne, kit and i was nothing to do already...mayb is out upper management noe us almost finish training le so dun wan give so many thing to us to do...that day marcus, joanne and me was accompany kit and danny go advertising...when v reach the skyway station, chee lai manager call us do not pass by the skyway station and tel us to use other access...first i was thinking whether is some VIP coming....but when v watch from the lift window v noe that there was a guy sitting on the cable net and he was attempt to suiside...a man told us the guy was jump from the restaurant from the upper floor of skyway station..but unluckily the guy just fall to the cable car net there...marcus, joanne n me was so excited to c...i go out the building to c...there was so many staff at the outside of the building..many of them is waiting the moment of the guy jump down...after wait for 2 hour..many of them is chating to each other n say "if wan jump please jumper faster la, we need to work de ler"...the fireman wan trying their best to save the guy..but those "visitor" is persueing the guy to jump down...after wait 1 hour more v 5 ppl go for our lunch n on the way to the skyway mamak v meet chee lai so v ajak him together....after finish a phone call from danny phone...is his upper management ask us go help chee lai manager to be guard at the skyway station so that no ppl can pass by the skyway station... on3pm the guy wan cancel his suiside plan and send to the hospital...they guy is wasting our time....i start agree those "visitor" say le "wasting out time"...."wan jump jao jump la"...the nex day THE STAR newspaper cover page have dis incident...but 1 thing they did not publish which is there was another suiside case happen before this guy...in that case the suisider was success die in his or her plan... but genting had cover up the case...rich ppl is like that...

but in the end i oso had savely finish my training period le...now nid to prepare my resit paper...gambateh to me....

Saturday, January 12, 2008

12 of January....Lovely day ^^

12 of Junuary...the most wonderful day that i have....

first of all i wan to say out loud loud....DEAR I LOVE YOUR SO MUCH...... such a happy thing....i have "pak tor" wit my dear for 1 year already.... during this year we have many sweet memory and a few "sour" memory.... during this year we have togather done many thing....we training togather, eat tegather, watch movie together, shopping together, go college together, dinner together, happy together, sad together....and many more together^^


at genting during dear birthday

my 1st flower that i buy for dear


1st time dating


during pastry practical


at the curve during chinese new year


at eye on malaysia
my 1st valentine present
take my dear go port dickson
during lecture class
at dear room
at genting cable car station
at genting during college trip
before go college
at taiping
dear..our journey never end


although this year i cant training wit my dear...but i will promise dear i will take care myself
...dear dun worry...if i realy train at putrajaya...after training i sure wil go tmn melati find dear....

in coming this year i will try to change my bad habit and try to have more sweet memory wit dear.....dear i love you....

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Friend.......mean wat????

halo~.....hapi new year every one.....i had dissapear myself for 3 month....

New year have a new life, new live, my habit, new thing, new friend and etc.....

somthing happen in this few days...i am sad to lost a friend...is not me wan to lost the friend but i think is my friend dun wan me to be his friend already (this is my opinion only).... this is a long story...

this is a long story....something happen between us and the conflict betwwen us is getting serius day by day....i tought last time is the end already but now stil have the "virus" around us.... last 3 days i was looking msn to see who is on9 now...suddenly i saw my friend was wrote a sentence of number which wrote as "32777222206882559999"... i was so curious about this number....but last week i also saw a few number wrote at my friend msn which just wrote "32777" only...in the beginning i just tought this maybe is something msg center number only...but when i saw the same number on monday i start to think what is this number stand for....then something come to my mind and tell me this maybe the code for the handphone message...so i take my handphone and try to type the code for message...then all the number reali suit the guess...this word is "DAR2 MUAKZ"...

after know what is the code talking about, i go to my friend blog and using a name as SANTA CLAUS posting a comment to my friend...the comment that i write is just copy the number that my friend wrote and write out the meaning of the number which is "DAR2 MUAKZ"... that all i write and no more any comment.....

after i bek from count down on that day i go see his blog again...something weird happen...he blok his blogspot for allowing certain friend to view....i try to use my account to log in.. unfortunately he has already blok me for viewing his blogspot....

the next day i saw his msn personal msg change again.. i think my frien is wrote for me but he did not specific my name...the wrote..."i feel sad when i noe the SANTA CLAUS is u...best fren???puik"....when ni saw this...i was stun...what i done??? i just write out the meaning of the number at his blogspot and the he "puik" to his best friend.....OMG....and then another friend of my write her comment y my freind wan to puik to his best friend... then he say a silly people leave a silly msg in his c box so he close his blog....i think the silly he mention is pointing the SANTA CLAUS which also is me...i think he know who is write the meaning of the number in his c box....thats why he say his best friend is a silly friend..did a sentence of "DAR2 MUAKZ" posting at his blog comment mean silly???? if this is silly then why in the begining he wrote at his msn personal msg???? am i wrong to write out the meaning??? i did not mentiong he writing this to who....why he so scare??? why he blok certian people to view his blogspot??? why he so nervous about the meaning of the number??? why he so tension about it?? isn't he doing something wrong?? all this i don't know.... the only thing i guess is maybe he reali done something wrong and maybe he dun wan me to write out the meaning on thise number.... you done so much thing which mean u have done something wrong to somebody... because you had done something wrong that why u dun wan let ppl see those meaning....beacuse of u done something wrong so u blog your blogspot...who eat the chili who will feel spicy...think it yourself la....u done so much work u have already told us what u doing now...all the thing i know from you is through your action in this few day....

there are something i wan to tel my friend which is if i am a silly friend for u.. then what for i keep the secret for so long??? i treat u as a best friend of my but u just waste my kindly feeling....what can i do???? Do u remember last time u had an argument with your freind then u wrote your feeling in your blog spot say u are not regret if you lost your friend during the arguement...i have told u friend is not treat like your way......i have to appreciate the relationship... but now....there is nothing i can do.... you have alrealy adault so act like a adault la.... so dissapointed to lost u as my freind....